Yes, You Can Make Eggless Scrambled Eggs

Don’t even talk to me about tofu. Here’s how that went: Extensive research of tofu omelette recipes. Chose recipe that seemed to embody all prevailing ingredients and had most appealing photo. Cooked omelet. Tasted omelette. Scraped entire omelette into trash. Realized recipe supposedly tasting like eggs was created by person who hadn’t had one in years, if ever.